Jan 2001 Bi-Millenium Edition |
The Rose Enquirer |
The paper for the people about the people |
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Welcome to the Rose Enquirer, the paper that probes and exposes Rose members. Learn about
their habits, experiences and inner most thoughts. A true account of their behaviour (if you believe that then this is definitely for you) and much, much more. No stone left unturned, no bottle left unopened, no mission too dangerous. We have a team of highly qualified undercover reporters who specialise in drinking, staying up late and various other confidential activities. They are highly trained, they may visit you without your knowledge, to dig the dirt, get the truth and if that's not possible they'll make it all up. The truth is out there and if it's not we will lie, cheat and invent it. We will definitely not with hold the names of any person featured and their identity will be made available to anyone who wants it for a large sum of community dollars. We will also be featuring Dr Ivan Gordon Ottachitz the renowned medical and scientific expert. He will be disclosing many of his discoveries such as where do those socks really go to. Disclaimer. We accept no liability or
responsibility for any crap spelling, bad punctuation, bad grammar, upsetting
anyone, making lots of money, not telling the truth or just being baaaaaad. |
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Articles. After much research and undercover work we can finally retell the harrowing tale of CB. We believe the pictures reveal all. In hope of helping CB Bubbly risks everything. Goes beyond and above the call of duty. She says some ones got to do the dirty work.
Have you ever wondered where the missing socks are that disappear from the washing machine, well all will be explained. Not for the screamish.
Learn how to repair your PC. Rebekah shows how and also what tools are necessary.
Nola shows how to cook a tasty dish. Her own special ingredients used.
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